There are two things that can happen tonight:
- Leonardo Dicaprio is going to win the Oscar
- Leonardo Dicaprio is not going to win the Oscar
and both times tumblr will go nuts and I will enjoy every minute of it
Where did you go?, Hishaam Siddiqi
everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS
hungover. need this
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
*snapchats doctor* does this look infected 2 u
remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT
they saw the opportunity
and they fucking seized it.
I love everything about this.
I had the privilege of seeing him speak a few years ago. I cried like a little 2 year old for like, 3 hours.
my fucking heart
He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK